It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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