just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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