At least make sure they are 18
Why
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
