Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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