Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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