We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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