Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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