nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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