DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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