chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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