She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
last night I used snow as a chaser
A bitchslap is in order.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
