Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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