Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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