What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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