I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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