It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just want nice things and good sex
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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