Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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