Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
