like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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