i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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