gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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