the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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