With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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