Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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