so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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