Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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