nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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