I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
this beer tastes like vomit already
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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