True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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