you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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