i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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