Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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