Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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