I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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