do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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