Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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