To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The feeling are messing with the penis
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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