No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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