I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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