so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I didn't notice because vodka
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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