dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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