Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
did i walk over a car last night?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I want to fling myself into the sun
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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