turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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