Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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