And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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