school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I party with great urgency now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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