: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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