at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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