I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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