My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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