Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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