Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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