They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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