one might say we're banned from that church
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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