I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I think I sprained my soul last night
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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