4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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