wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Randomize
