Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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