suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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